Sprained ankle bruising patterns confuse me. A week later, the bruising is mostly on my 2nd, 3rd, and 4th toes, from the MTP joint (the base of the toe) to the DIP joint (the last joint of the toe). Go figure.

Cologne

Walking through the park on the way to class yesterday, I stumbled upon an empty bottle of cologne behind some bushes. Nowhere near the road, and quite a distance from the path. Now, it would not be out of the ordinary to find an empty can of beer, a bottle of vodka or to startle some stoners in the vicinity, but cologne? What kind of person sneaks into the woods to put on cologne? What are they hiding? Who are they hiding from? I've met some judgmental, bigoted people, but surely cologne is considered taboo by noone in this country. Futhermore, how the hell would you hide it? When you smell like booze or weed, you mask the scent with cologne. What do you use to mask the scent of cologne?! Booze? Weed?

If I ever catch my kids putting on cologne, I'll make them wear the whole bottle to school. On second though, that would make them blend right in at high school.

-Jordan

Inspiration

Kevin,
Here is some beautiful, metaphorical writing inspiration. Literally metaphorical.

All others,
Football guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLN0xUtkFnU

the real world

the real world has made me boring. i'm not nearly as much fun, nor as drunk, as i used to be.

while the prospect of advancing my life through sobriety is exciting, the complete end of my social life
has been hurtful to observe.

oh well.

go team!

Uninspired

I got nothing.