Alien vs. Predator...Requiem

So this evening I went and saw AVPR with some friends.

I was blown away by the good use of special effects, but also that they actually ATTEMPTED to weasel a story line in there.

WELL.
I don't want a story line. I just want to see soem aliens reproduce, and AT LEAST 2 or 3 predators come down, and start kicking the shit out of said aliens. None of this, fair fight shit.
so, all 11 of the people in the theatre had my occasional commentary, which apparently was good at some parts.

I won't give away the entire film....but I must say, the predator...took being badass to a new height. At one point, he was dual wielding the shoulder cannons. one...is crazy. two...fuck it, movie over.

OH
and they killed the hot chick.
and she was like, gorgeous. it was decided, if no one hit that, I was going to hit that. and then she got pinned to the fucking wall, because she was running from shadows...

in conclusion.

Keep your doors and windows closed, and if you hear weird ass noises outside, DONT LOOK!
Simply grab your guns, and your children, and hide in your house.