Best joke ever.

My sister's writing a paper on Gandhi. I convinced her to use this as a topic sentence, since her teacher is really into "attention getters."

Gandhi walked from place to place. He traveled quite a lot and had no shoes. Thus, his feet were very calloused. Due to his poor diet (if he decided to eat at all) he was often cursed with bad breath. The poor food he ate and the countless hunger strikes also made him very fragile.

Thus, Gandhi was a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.