Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Tuesday the 25 of March, 2008


Today was the 25th day of March in the year 2008 and it was shitty. During the day I was overcome by an extremely severe case of apathy I refused to answer my phone, I did not pick songs from my mp3 but rather put it on shuffle, and I half assed my obscenely easy homework. However at 10:05 pm I was sitting here thinking to myself "wow this day has been nothing to write home about" when I discovered that indeed today is something to write home about. I would like to bring to your attention the one thought that has been kicking me in the face all day. Today is 3/25/2008, no big deal right? Wrong! I can Honestly say that I am one of the very few people that have ever existed that lived long enough to see this day. Of this I am proud. I am a survivor and so are you. Let us celebrate and bask in the knowledge that the saber tooth cat aka Smilodon Fatalis did not live long enough to see 3-25-2008...More like Smilodon Lamelis in fact I propose actually I demand to be referred to as Nate Fatalis Maass or maybe Nate Dangerous Maass Fatalis either way on Tuesday the 25th of March, 2008 I can say that without a doubt I am very much more dangerous than a sabertooth tiger.

1 comment:

Jordan Krage said...

stronger biting force too