Rare Pictures of Nathan Maass in the Wild

This is quite possibly the most comprehensive photo collection of Nathan Maass I've ever seen. Including some never-before-seen baby pictures!

http://www.ejphoto.com/cougar_page.htm

Remember, you saw them here first.

Sense!

Nothing is real

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, Proof that the entire world is subjective, and that nothing is as discrete as it seems.

Now, Joe's and Kevin's arguments will surely be something along the lines of,
"You have no proof that nothing can be proven"
"what about the number six thats pretty well defined is it not"

Well, since i am lazy, and can only think of those two arguments, i shall counter.

For reference please suck my nuts

you will notice that i have two individual "nuts" but you will also notice that i have only one pair of "balls" quite a paradox. To begin with is it a single unit or is it plural? how can nuts be measured? what is the standardized unit for balls? An interesting question to ponder.

Just look at the quality of those balls...and you all wonder why i hate powermetal?
Because they aren't actually balls...well technically they are; however, while smoking reefer i prefer to refer to them as my boys and or my gang. Basically i just want to tell you that i think there can only be one answer to any given question...oh wait thats the exact opposite of what i wanted

DragonForce actually Sucks!

Here it is ladies and gentlemen,  Proof that Power Metal is a shitty overproduced genre, and that DragonForce is leading this decimation of music by playing such awful music.

Now, Kevin's and Maxtodon's arguments will surely be something along the lines of,

"their lyrics are so much better than slayer"

"they write actual music and can really play their instruments"

well, since i'm lazy, and can only think of those two arguments, I shall counter.

For reference, please watch the video for "through the fire and flames live"

  

You will notice that they cannot actually play their parts for the song.  They're absolutely awful.  The drummer and possibly the bassist are the only ones who can actually do ANYTHING in that band.  The guitarists are too busy drinking on stage to actually give  a decent performance...but oh wait, even if they hadn't been drinking, I'm sure they would still suck.

Just listen to the quality of that song...and you all wonder why I hate powermetal?

because it isn't actually metal.  Its just someone sitting in a studio recording one single idea, and then using a computer and several specialists to play with the idea, computerize it, and sell it to the world, claiming to be some of the fastest guitarists alive.

LIES I SAY

I seek balance

Last week was too busy.
Saturday I was bored.

This week is too busy.
Spring break I will be bored.

Mono

Just when this term was getting interesting, with more things to do than the days have hours, the gods have laid upon me an additional burden: mononucleosis.

If my life fall term was like Halo on Normal mode, my life winter term has been like Halo on Legendary mode, except co-op. No matter where my mind wants to go, my body has cooperated. Through grueling gauntlets of class, work, track, jazz, SGA, and hours of nightly homework, my body has agreed by staying sane despite not sleeping nearly enough and eating on the run entirely too much.

But this. This is like Legendary mode, single player. My body has given up the fight and consigned itself to total lethargy. My ability to focus is gone. My mind is constantly telling my body to do actions, but all my body is concerned with is sleeping.

Now, I should really stop procrastinating and crank out a couple more pages of paper so I can appease my body and go to sweet, sweet bed.

Do not drink from my cups, or make out with me in my sleep or anything under any circumstances. For all our benefit.

Exoskeletons

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2007/11/building-the-ne.html

just take a look at this...do you know what i would give for an exoskeleton

this is horrible...but funny

I found this to be entertaining.

Apparently Wal-Greens hasn't forgotten America's past...

Carrying on the Tradition

We seem to have a weapons theme going, so I thought this worthy of posting
http://blog.riflegear.com/archive/2007/12/26/hello-kitty-ar-15---evil-black-rifle-meets-cute-and.aspx

Response to AK47

This is in response to Joe's picture talking about the lethality of the AK47 which fires 7.62x39 rounds. In one picture we have a comparison between the 7.62x39 and the .308 winchester and then in another a comparison of the .308 winchester and the 30-06 springfield. As you probably don't know all of these rounds are technically 7.62mm or .308 caliber rounds however the 7.62x39 has a much shorter case and lower bullet weights which give it less power compared to the larger .308 winchester or the even more powerful 30-06 round thus when you absolutely need to kill every motherfucker in the room you should choose the BAR (browning automatic rifle in 30-06 springfield). In the top photo we have the .308 winchester on the left the 7.62x39 in the middle and the .223 from the M-16 on the right.

addition to previous post

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i realized that in my laziness i didnt put up the right picture of the vetruvian man