Mono

Just when this term was getting interesting, with more things to do than the days have hours, the gods have laid upon me an additional burden: mononucleosis.

If my life fall term was like Halo on Normal mode, my life winter term has been like Halo on Legendary mode, except co-op. No matter where my mind wants to go, my body has cooperated. Through grueling gauntlets of class, work, track, jazz, SGA, and hours of nightly homework, my body has agreed by staying sane despite not sleeping nearly enough and eating on the run entirely too much.

But this. This is like Legendary mode, single player. My body has given up the fight and consigned itself to total lethargy. My ability to focus is gone. My mind is constantly telling my body to do actions, but all my body is concerned with is sleeping.

Now, I should really stop procrastinating and crank out a couple more pages of paper so I can appease my body and go to sweet, sweet bed.

Do not drink from my cups, or make out with me in my sleep or anything under any circumstances. For all our benefit.