Nothing is real

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, Proof that the entire world is subjective, and that nothing is as discrete as it seems.

Now, Joe's and Kevin's arguments will surely be something along the lines of,
"You have no proof that nothing can be proven"
"what about the number six thats pretty well defined is it not"

Well, since i am lazy, and can only think of those two arguments, i shall counter.

For reference please suck my nuts

you will notice that i have two individual "nuts" but you will also notice that i have only one pair of "balls" quite a paradox. To begin with is it a single unit or is it plural? how can nuts be measured? what is the standardized unit for balls? An interesting question to ponder.

Just look at the quality of those balls...and you all wonder why i hate powermetal?
Because they aren't actually balls...well technically they are; however, while smoking reefer i prefer to refer to them as my boys and or my gang. Basically i just want to tell you that i think there can only be one answer to any given question...oh wait thats the exact opposite of what i wanted