Blaugustana

December 17th--

I feel a little sorry for Jordan. We've already demanded giant elephants all over the page, scrolling everything, our own pages, and that he somehow learns to type with his toes. He has refused. He also insists that "hacking into the mainframe" of the interwebs is impossible. Max and I both know he's lying, and generally being a lazy ho.

I always wonder if that's how you spell that. Shouldn't there be an apostrophe? But on which side of it, both? 'ho' looks stupid.
Hoh, though phonetically correct, is also retarded.
Who' certainly isn't right. That's who.
Hoe is a garden tool.
And although I was reduced to using it... ho just seems... bare. Inadequate.

I am vexed.

At any rate-- I'm not sure how often I'm going to post any of my earnest life views here, although I'm sure you'll find more serious posts occasionally.